wat bout pragnant strippers??
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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