i just google imaged poop.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
