i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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