Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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