What a fucking waste of an outfit
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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