I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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