Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
