there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I need a beard to bite.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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