did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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