Duck Duck Cougar?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
nutella sex= disaster
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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