dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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