do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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