I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I understand Curling. That high.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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