I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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