she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
