i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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