i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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