I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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