Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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