I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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