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eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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