He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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