just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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