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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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