i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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