there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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