Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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