Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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