Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My Sexting was not on an AP level
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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