I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch