best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?