But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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