Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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