About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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