I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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