white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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