6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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