This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Randomize
