you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My life is pants optional.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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