hotel room ftw
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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