Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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