i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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