Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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