Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
This is classic penis vs brain.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I forget how to act sober
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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