So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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