i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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