i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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