Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
