Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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