O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
