yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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