I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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