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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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