And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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