Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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