found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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