Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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